in the heat of what happend last nite im going to show u an email i got from one of my friends

Enjoy Ladies!( it the truth)

1. If you EVER forget that Niggas Ain’t Shit, CHILL OUT! You evidently are so far gone into this ‘like’ or ‘love’ thing that you have lost touch with the real world. Do not allow yourself to make exceptions with the rule, either; that’s how you get hurt.

2. If you find yourself calling him more than two times a day, CHILL OUT! You fail to realize that HE should be calling YOU, seeing as traditionally, HE is the aggressor. He won’t be knocking down any walls to talk to you if you make yourself too accessible. Get some Ritalin and some self esteem, please.

3. If you find yourself thinking about a man that is NOT your husband at work, in class, or during another fairly fundemental activity, CHILL OUT! There is a time and place for everything, and a nigga’s time does not correspond with the time you have set aside to handle your business. This is also a sign that you need to get a life.

4. If your roommates/ friends know just as much about this guy as you do, CHILL OUT! You are talking about him too much, and it’s probably annoying to your friends; they probably just haven’t told you yet.

5. If you think of plots to uncover information that he has not told you himself, ie. finding out who is at his house at 2:00 in the morning, checking the numbers on his pager, asking his friends stupid questions, CHILL OUT! You are TOO PRESSED! Take the time that you spend playing FBI to better yourself, either physically, mentally, spiritually, etc., ie. exercising, reading a book, or praying.

6. If you get mad because he doesn’t acknowledge you the way YOU think he should, CHILL OUT! You may very well be correct, but you must remember that Niggas Ain’t Shit, and that sometimes, we as women do make big deals out of things that really aren’t that serious. I personally prefer a man to do special things for and concerning me because he cares enough to do it, not because I bitched about it for SO long. Think about it.

7. If you find yourself telling him how to do EVERYTHING, like he’s some kind of child or something, CHILL OUT! Either he is not mature enough, not your type, or you are too demanding. Either way, you’re going to drive him away and yourself into depression.

8. If you are just totally heartbroken because things don’t seem to be working out, CHILL OUT! He is not the last man on earth, and dissimilarity is not synonymous to rejection. Just because you like the way he looks or his popularity or something else superficial like that, it doesn’t mean you two will be compatible. Just because you two aren’t compatible, it doesn’t mean that there is something wrong with you. That’s life, baby. Give yourself a facial and get over it.

9. If you find yourself losing touch with your friends because you spend SO much time talking to him, CHILL OUT! If there are no rings on your fingers (and I am talking about ENGAGEMENT rings), there is no need for you to be smothering each other like that. I used to be in the Girl Scouts, and we had some rule saying “Find new friends, but keep the old; One is Silver and the other is Gold”. The ‘gold’ represents your friends that you will complain to about HIM when he does you wrong and after he is gone. Think about it.

10. If you obviously are making a bigger effort to advance your relationship than he is, CHILL OUT! You probably ask yourself why you are putting out 110% and he isn’t. Its because at this point, he doesn’t have to. YOU’RE doing it for him! Make a nigga WORK for your love and affection. If he is getting it for free, then there is no need for him to put out anything. Get a hobby, man.

11. If you plan to do something concerning him and you find yourself saying ‘I wonder if he will think I’m crazy’, CHILL OUT! The answer is YES, and the fact that you even thought about it constitutes a problem with your scheme. Sleep on it, see the difference a day makes, and remember, RELAXATION REPELLS ANXIETY.

12. If you find yourself comparing the man you’re with to a love song CHILL OUT! Unless you hear wedding bells ringing, that song on the radio probably isn’t accurate. Your song may change to one of sorrow if you get too hazy.

13. If you think that he has never lied to you, CHILL OUT! Evidently, you didn’t pay attention on the N.A.S. page.

NOW, SINCE WE HAVE A COUPLE SPECIFICS COVERED, LET’S GO BACK TO THE BASICS

YOU MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER:

To keep YOURSELF and YOUR FEELINGS as priorities.
There is no man who’s impact on you is serious
enough to take away from the time you set aside
for the improvement of your life.
You are beautiful, special, and compatible with A
man, not EVERY man.
Before you love someone else, you must love
YOURSELF. AND THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL, THAT
EXPLAINS ANYTHING THAT I HAVEN’T SPECIFICALLY SAID
IS THAT……

NIGGAS AIN’T SHIT!!!